11/9/2023 0 Comments Fgo gramps april fools![]() ![]() Half of them are always below the horizon and therefore out of sight. Please find projects that are truly worthy of your creativity, which is overflowing right now.Īstronomers estimate that about 8500 stars are visible to the naked eye. APRIL FOOL! Doing any of the things I just described would be a silly waste of time and energy. It's also a good time to learn to play Mozart's Magic Flute on the kazoo, produce an abridged, 1000-word version of James Joyce's Ulysses, or build a miniature model of the Sphinx using toothpicks and rubber bands. This is a perfect astrological moment to recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel using Play-Doh as your raw material. APRIL FOOL! It's true that this week will bring more opportunities than usual, and they'll probably all have some odd twist - but not quite that odd. You might also expect that a homeless person with the flu will offer to lead you to a dumpster in which there's a suitcase containing a priceless 2500-year-old archaeological artifact. It'll be that kind of week, Leo: a time when opportunities will come your way cloaked in seemingly absurd circumstances. I'm reasonably certain that a supermodel wearing antlers and clown face paint will soon offer you $10,000 for the right to spank you on national TV. ![]() You're welcome, of course, to dream up a host of scary fantasies if you find that entertaining, but I can practically guarantee that they'll all be illusory. APRIL FOOL! The truth is, my fellow Cancerian, this should be one of the most worry-free weeks in the history of your life. Beware of the possibility that a large bird carrying a turtle to its nest accidentally drops its prey on your head from a great height. Be careful you don't see a blood red sky at dusk, in case it's a bad omen predicting the outbreak of tribulations. Watch out for fake pizza-delivery drivers who're actually trying to issue you a subpoena. Your real assignment is this, Gemini: Find a way to believe in your heart that for you, all numbers are lucky. ![]() APRIL FOOL! There is no such thing as a lucky number, except in the sense that all numbers are lucky numbers for those people who believe they are lucky. Your assignment: Make prodigious use of 6714. But now it has burst into your life to serve as your lucky number - an omen of abundance, grace, and success. It has failed to be involved with a single stroke of good fortune. The number 6714 has always been devoid of any cosmic significance for you. However, it's true that this is a good time to seek forgiveness and try to correct old mistakes. APRIL FOOL! The acts I named aren't sins, and besides, there's no such thing as hell. There is, however, a tiny chance you can begin some atonement now that will cancel out the karma from the above-named sins and stave off eternal damnation. ![]() Please, please, please put the finishing touches on a labor of love you've been working on for months - and then start new projects.ĭoes the curse "goddamn it" fly out of your mouth every time you stub your toe or misplace your keys? Do you know the brand names of 10 different beers but have trouble remembering any of the Ten Commandments? Do you sometimes undress people in your imagination without their permission? If so, says the Weekly World News, you're going to hell when you die many years from now. The future won't thrive unless you lavish the past with the gift of your careful attention. APRIL FOOL! Don't you dare do what I just suggested. It would be agreat time to launch several new ventures all at once, even if it means abandoning an old project you've been working on for months. ![]()
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